Just enter the right prompt for instant results — We searched for funny cat videos, and the machines kept learning. We kept up with The Kardashians, and the machines kept learning. We wondered, “Who wore it best?” and the machines kept learning. We gave each other fat faces, and the machines kept learning. We laughed at Tom Cruise deep…

Sponsored by Travelocity — Wonder Now, Wander Later — In 1973, Amar Bharati was working at an Indian bank. He was married with three children and led a modest life. One day, he waved goodbye to it all to dedicate his entire life to the Hindu deity, Shiva. In order to truly demonstrate his religious beliefs, Bharati decided to…

A poetic experiment that’s a lot to process — 1. Some of these haiku, Were written fast by AI. Can you guess which ones? 2. Learning from the past, AI’s algorithms grow, Knowledge amassed. 3. It’s good for your job. Not to assist with your work, But to take your role. 4. The smarter it gets, The dumber we all become. It’s…

If only a sense of morality was one of them — I’m sure we all have valid personal reasons for not writhing lustfully in a flesh mountain of human debauchery on a Tuesday evening. These are mine. I’m happily married — plus, there’s a 2% chance my wife might read this. I’m sure the group would not agree to conducting an…

Lock, stock and two smoking blasters — When Disney first bought Lucasfilm Ltd., they reached out to some well-known writers and directors to see if they could take the Star Wars franchise in a whole new direction. …

A couple of humor writers escape New York to witness a comedy legend — Who knew Englewood, New Jersey had so much to offer? From Manhattan, this small cosmopolitan suburb is a short drive across the George Washington Bridge and then chuck a right. With traffic, it’s 45 minutes — without, it’s only 15. But why Englewood? Simple answer: the great Steven Wright was…

Help us continue to improve our aerial dispatch service — We are extremely sorry you are *dissatisfied* with us at Drone Delivery Service (DDS). To help us rectify the situation, please answer the questions below. 1. Did your drone delivery: a) arrive late? b) not arrive? c) arrive damaged? d) fall on your head from a great height? If you…

Strategic subtitles to save classic literature — In an attempt to prevent radicalized conservative politicians from removing all classic works from the public domain, book publishers are experimenting with subtitles that appeal to The Far Right. Pride and Prejudice How to take pride in your prejudice The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Getting off the fence to whitewash…

Not all great thinkers were great tinklers — Desperately trying to take a leak, Aristotle wishes his urine would flow as easily as his wisdom. He looks down on his stubborn penis and whispers, “Happiness depends upon ourselves.” A voice startles him: “He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he…