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HUMANITY BREEDS PROFANITY - Random Thoughts Against My Better Judgment

HUMANITY BREEDS PROFANITY - Random Thoughts Against My Better Judgment

An offensively random collection of jokes, witticisms, poetry, and silly-billy-ness for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor..

2021

Stories

Steve Wyatt
in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Saving Pete, The OG (Old Goalie)

How we’re increasing the longevity of our 70-year-old keeper

6 min readFeb 26, 2024

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Two hands with worn out soccer gloves.

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Steve Wyatt
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MuddyUm

“Mr. Gervais Won’t See You Now”

My cheeky attempt to bypass the screenwriting system

4 min readFeb 20, 2024

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Ad for sitcom script, “Bed Fellowes” with beds

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Steve Wyatt
in
The Memoirist

Kid, You Don’t Know What Bored Means

The comparison of childhoods my teenage son needed to hear

5 min readJan 18, 2024

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Kid, You Don’t Know What Bored Means

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

A Brief Call About “That Couch”

To support a pair of Calvin’s, you need a Jeremy and a Phil

4 min readJan 14, 2024

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A Brief Call About “That Couch”

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Quotes That Almost Make Sense

Ours is not to reason why

5 min readDec 12, 2023

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Quotes That Almost Make Sense

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

The King of His Universe

A real-life character living in a cartoon world

5 min readNov 13, 2023

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The King of His Universe

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Escaped: Monkey Pants!

If you encounter, do not approach

4 min readSep 23, 2023

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Escaped: Monkey Pants!

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Prepare For Unexpected Turdulence

How Delta Air Lines is making the skies a safer place to fly

4 min readSep 12, 2023

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Jet taking off, hopefully without passengers experiencing diarrhea.

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

From Aspiring Actor To Your Speaking Bitch

Use the play button to hear how I became the sad voice behind Medium’s listening function

3 min readSep 9, 2023

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From Aspiring Actor To Your Speaking Bitch

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Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Failure By The Truckload

2nd Place Contest Winner!

2 min readSep 8, 2023

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Failure By The Truckload

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Steve Wyatt

Steve Wyatt

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I'm a writer and Creative Director in NYC. I'm a father of two and an example to none. I've self-published two humor books available on amazon.

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