Steve Wyatt – Medium

Steve Wyatt

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HUMANITY BREEDS PROFANITY - Random Thoughts Against My Better Judgment

HUMANITY BREEDS PROFANITY - Random Thoughts Against My Better Judgment

An offensively random collection of jokes, witticisms, poetry, and silly-billy-ness for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor..

2021

Stories

Steve Wyatt
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MuddyUm

Can a Joke Business be Taken Seriously?

Funny answers only

Oct 20

Can a Joke Business be Taken Seriously?

Oct 20

Steve Wyatt
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Beyond the Scoreboard

Saving Pete, The OG (Old Goalie)

How we’re increasing the longevity of our 70-year-old keeper

Feb 26

Two hands with worn out soccer gloves.

Feb 26

Steve Wyatt
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MuddyUm

“Mr. Gervais Won’t See You Now”

My cheeky attempt to bypass the screenwriting system

Feb 20

Ad for sitcom script, “Bed Fellowes” with beds

Feb 20

Steve Wyatt
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The Memoirist

Kid, You Don’t Know What Bored Means

The comparison of childhoods my teenage son needed to hear

Jan 18

Kid, You Don’t Know What Bored Means

Jan 18

Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

A Brief Call About “That Couch”

To support a pair of Calvin’s, you need a Jeremy and a Phil

Jan 14

A Brief Call About “That Couch”

Jan 14

Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Quotes That Almost Make Sense

Ours is not to reason why

Dec 12, 2023

Quotes That Almost Make Sense

Dec 12, 2023

Steve Wyatt
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MuddyUm

The King of His Universe

A real-life character living in a cartoon world

Nov 13, 2023

The King of His Universe

Nov 13, 2023

Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Escaped: Monkey Pants!

If you encounter, do not approach

Sep 23, 2023

Escaped: Monkey Pants!

Sep 23, 2023

Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

Prepare For Unexpected Turdulence

How Delta Air Lines is making the skies a safer place to fly

Sep 12, 2023

Jet taking off, hopefully without passengers experiencing diarrhea.

Sep 12, 2023

Steve Wyatt
in
MuddyUm

From Aspiring Actor To Your Speaking Bitch

Use the play button to hear how I became the sad voice behind Medium’s listening function

Sep 9, 2023

From Aspiring Actor To Your Speaking Bitch

Sep 9, 2023

Steve Wyatt

Steve Wyatt

Book Author

I'm a writer and Creative Director in NYC. I'm a father of two and an example to none. I've self-published two humor books available on amazon.

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